Right now I’m naked holding my dick.
It was great until I realised the age demographic of this website is…
LIKE AHHA 3 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME LOL LIKE 16 LOL haha im so old n shit like hhaha so much experience.
fuck you all I was actually enjoying holding the little guy but your icons made it too creepy.
LEgit though every time a John Green quote is reblogged the small part of me that cares about things just hurts.
gay marriage is bad
people who cut themselves are just weak
everybody should cut
john green is the worst writer ever
Celebrities that support gay marriage are even worse than normal people who do
people should reblog generic hate speech quotes not love ones. Possibly a few of Hitler’s gems.
Okay so I’m just gonna leave this here and hopefully see some pretty pictures.
Being this horny at work is a recipe for disaster.
I thought my morning release would have spared me this, but alas,
hey fuck your girlfriend dog heard you feening for that good cock aye unna?